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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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